today has been way too fucking trying with my patience.
i want to punch all of you in the fucking face.
at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot